Friday, September 19, 2008

Carlin's Wisdom for staying young

An earlier post made it known that I loved George Carlin's comedy. He was not always funny; he just put serious stuff out there selectively. Here is a favorite piece of his, which ends with a very strong sentence about life.

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
  1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them "
  2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
  3. Keep learning. Learn more about computers, crafts, gardening, or whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
  4. Enjoy the simple things.
  5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
  6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.
  7. Surround yourself with what you love: family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies,
  8. whatever. Your home is your refuge.
  9. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
  10. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
  11. Tell the people you love that you love them at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

Carry on!

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